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Thursday, October 20, 2011

This is now a FOOD BLOG!

I'm happy to report that I have been amazed by the food England has to offer. Everything is so delicious! I think I've gained at least 4.25lbs.  In all of the right places. [sarcasm dripping off every sentence.]
Got Ranch? This doesn't look too bad, but how does it taste?

It looks like it tastes. This is the England version of "beanies and weenies" except vegetarian style.

You can't go wrong with chicken noodle soup right?

When people told me that the food sucks in England I didn't actually believe them.  Now I'm craving not only processed foods (which was expected), but delicious meat and any kind of spice.  Everything is super bland.  I will say, Nutella has become my new best friend. It reminds me of my good ole days in Toulon (France).  I'm lactose intolerant, but I may have to resort to cereal for every meal.

Things I've learned:
- To get the best meat you have to go to the butcher (not a supermarket/market/any other place that sells food)
- The biscuits (cookies) are all incredible.
- The tea is pretty good.

Whelp, that's about it. If you get a chance please do one of the following in honor of me:
a. Cook a roast with mashed potatoes and gravy and stuffing and eat it until you feel nauseous.
b. Please order a crunch wrap supreme with hot sauce with another order of chicken enchiladas from Taco Bell. 
c. Eat at Bonefish Grill (Wichita), Coal Vines Pizza (KC), Cocobolos (Manhattan), or Paseos (Seattle). 

I miss all of these things dearly.  Don't even remind me about the cherry limeades at Sonic.

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